kalajengking & axe

dikelas gua tadi ada kalajengking kecil masa
kenapa banyak binatang ya yaoloh dikelas gua -_- waktu itu ada kucing ngelahirin terus pernah ada kupu kupu juga hem gue pengen ada jerapah sekalian gue pengen nyobain megang jerapah terus dianterin pulang ama jerapah gitu ya
bego banget tuh tadikan yg nemu kalajengkingnya tuh kamil kan ya, kalajengkingnya ada di kardus aqua terus kamil bilang, ih ih liat ih ada binatang gitu masa ih kalajengking ih aaah.
pokoknya si kamil heboh sendiri terus kalajengkingnya malah disemprot make axe ama akbar astagpiruloh bego abis mana axe nya kaya masuk kemulut gua lagi lahilah. trustrus kan sama si akbar disemprooot terus tuh kalajengking, biar mati katanya -...- bego ya si kalajengkingnya pasti malah kesenengan disemprot axe bego meningan buat gua (?)
yaya pokoknya gitudeh trs pas satrio dateng kalajengkinya diinjek terus mati deh dadah
coba deh tinggal diinjek doang susah bener yaampun rrrrrr jadi ya gitudeh ceritanya ya ya dah

ck

astagpiruloh blog gue makin kaya apatau dah sekarang awr makin cacat gitcu deh auah jadi males ngotakngatiknya lagi gue mmmm tapi tetep terus baca postingan gue yak yaw okeoke ;3

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hey halo bakekok cilukba wadezing
gue lg pelajaran bu tety nih hem disuruh gambar tp males guaaaa. ehehem gada buku gambarnya lagi kan ya err tambah malay gue uouo

norak

hem tau omegle ga? tau ya lu pasti. nah guekan waktu itu nyobain omegle, (jadi inget omelet -_-) nah nah gue norak norak gitu dehhhh hem terus terus liat postingan gue yang dibawah ajayaw okeoke

omegle tralalala

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gitudeh orang bego dibegoin tapi huh gamau gua jadi bego